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[1]湖人：这视频要是角色互换一下，奥尼尔得记恨约基奇一辈子。
Guy would hold a grudge for the rest of his life if the roles were reversed
[-]骑士：奥尼尔会编个故事说自己被球员辱了，就跟他当年编故事造谣海军上将一样。
I mean shaq would even make up stories about being disrespected by players like David Robinson just to get mad lol
[2]这视频看得我尴尬癌都犯了
This shit was so fucking awkward to watch
[-]湖人：我一开始还以为是约基奇自己(为了谦虚)说的，点开视频发现是奥尼尔说的，我立马按了暂停键，真是看不下去了，尬得我火大。
At first I read the title and thought Jokic said it. Then I watched the video and right when Shaq said it I just had to pause. Can’t watch the rest. Shit is mad awkward
湖人：NBA有自己的坎爷（坎爷抢泰勒话筒事件）
[-]"Remember when Kanye interrupted Swift to say Beyonce deserved it? Wasn't that a wonderful idea?!"
[3]开拓者：约基奇仍然保持着专业，爱他。
Props to Jokic for keeping it professional. Love that man.
[-]说实话约基奇可能是唯一被这样对待也丝毫不在意的mvp了，感觉他不怎么在意个人荣誉。你能想象杜兰特拿mvp的时候奥尼尔这么干会发生什么吗？
Honestly Jokic is probably the only MVP who won't be too bothered about this. He doesn't seem to care much about accolades. Can you imagine if this happened to Durant when he won MVP though?
[-]国王：跟看醉汉发表结婚致辞似的
like watching a drunk wedding speech
[4]奥尼尔渴望得到大家的关注
Shaq just craves attention.
[-]我敢打赌约基奇下场比赛要是打得很好的话，奥尼尔会说自己讲这番话只是为了激励约基奇。
I'll bet if Jokic plays great next game Shaq would tell he said this just to motivate Jokic.
[-]火箭：还会给自己起个叫“大动力家”或者“大教师”的绰号，但我们都懂，他真正的外号是“缺乏安全感的白痴”
And will give himself a few nicknames in the process like The Big Motivator or The Big Teacher, when we all know his true nickname is The Big Insecure Dickhead.
[5]独行侠：大哥，看看时间场合再发言吧。
Bruh there’s a time and place for everything cmon man
[-]湖人：奥尼尔内心os是“这家伙再拿mvp的话，我在历史最佳大个子的榜单上就要下滑了，我现在开始就要贬低他。”
I'll bet Shaq's thinking is "I'm in serious danger of moving down the best big men of all time list if this dude keeps winning MVPs, better start disparaging him."
[-]勇士：篮球是我知道的唯一一项老球员贬低新球员的运动了，比赛都不怎么看的人，为sga辩护的时候提什么数据？
Only sport I know where the old generation tears down the new generation so much
For a dude who barely watch games, why was he mentioning stats when arguing for SGA anyway
[6]奥尼尔太缺乏安全感了
Shaq is insecure af
[-]掘金：他真得很怕约基奇超过他
He's real scared Jokic gonna pass him on the greatest lists
[-]湖人：哥们，我同意你的看法，这无关他俩谁更优秀。而是奥尼尔担心大家认为约基奇更好，没人比他更缺安全感了，他看到约基奇拿了3个MVP而他自己只有一个，已经开始担心成为这个国家茶余饭后的谈资。
I agree with you man, cause for Shaq it's not about who actually was better, it's about his worry that people might think Jokic is better. Nobody's more insecure than Shaq, and him seeing Jokic win a 3rd MVP while Shaq only won one, that's probably got him worried about the conversations that could be had in barbershops across the country.
[7]湖人：奥尼尔对待他人成功的态度就跟个角色球员似的，在世的球员估计只有5个人敢说自己比奥尼尔好，但他还是讨厌看到别人成功。
You’d think Shaq was a role player with how weird he is about other people’s success. There are only like 5 living people that can say they’re better than Shaq but he still hates to see other people succeed
[-]湖人：因为他知道约基奇继续像现在这样打下去的话，历史排名会超过他的。
He knows Jokic is on track to go down as a better all time player than him if he continues playing the way he is.
[8]雄鹿：约基奇笑得比他拿mvp的时候还开心
Jokic laughed and smiled more at that than he did when he won MVP
[-]可能在想“这人有病”
Probably thinking “what a weirdo”
[-]76人：这种人怎么会有人不尊重/不喜欢？对奥尼尔的完美回击。
How can you not respect/like the dude?
What a perfect response to Shaq’s bullshit
[9]奥尼尔年纪越大越让人讨厌了
Shaq is getting less and less likeable as he ages.
[-]他一开始就说自己是第一的大个子，约基奇是第二，然后说约基奇不配mvp。纯嫉妒了。
Starts off saying that he's still number one and Jokic is number two. Then proceeds to say that Jokic didn't deserve MVP. Somebody's jealous.
[-]奥尼尔已经开始紧张了，约基奇在中锋历史排名中离他越来越近了。
Shaq is getting nervous that Joker is creeping up to him on all time center rankings
[10]独行侠：纯黑子行为
This is crazy hater shit
[-]鹈鹕：奥尼尔只有1个MVP。
他已经因为自己没有得到第二个而感到不受尊重（这就是为什么他一直纠结纳什的MVP）。
约基奇有两个MVP已经让奥尼尔不爽了，第三个MVP让约基奇彻底成为了真正特殊的球员。
纵观历史，只有最优秀的人才能做到这一点（即使是两次也是非常罕见的）。
奥尼尔害怕他在中锋goat的讨论中被进一步推后，就是很典型的老登仇视年轻人。
Shaq only has 1 MVP.
He already feels disrespected that he never got a second one (it’s why he’s so vehement about deserving one of Nash’s). So Jokic having two was already something Shaq was salty over. But a third MVP puts Jokic in a truly special class of player. Only the best of the best have done that historically (even 2 time is super rare).
Shaq is scared he’s being pushed further back in the GOAT center conversation. Just typical old head hating.
[-]湖人：100%正确，约基奇现在需要再拿1-2个冠军，大家就会一致认为他是比奥尼尔更出色的中锋。现在奥尼尔在很多人心目中都只能排到第四第五了（前面还有贾巴尔张伯伦拉塞尔，可能还有个大梦。）
It's this 100%. All Jokic needs now is another ring or two and it'll be pretty much agreed upon that Jokic was a better center than Shaq was, and Shaq already is only the 4th or 5th best center ever in the minds of a lot of people (Kareem, Wilt, Russell and possibly Hakeem).
注：本帖内容取自Reddit NBA专区（美版shh），为增加趣味性，会注明回复者标注主队，希望大家友好交流，求同存异，不要太过较真，看个开心，喜欢这个栏目的帮小弟点点推荐哦。
[1]湖人：这视频要是角色互换一下，奥尼尔得记恨约基奇一辈子。
Guy would hold a grudge for the rest of his life if the roles were reversed
[-]骑士：奥尼尔会编个故事说自己被球员辱了，就跟他当年编故事造谣海军上将一样。
I mean shaq would even make up stories about being disrespected by players like David Robinson just to get mad lol
[2]这视频看得我尴尬癌都犯了
This shit was so fucking awkward to watch
[-]湖人：我一开始还以为是约基奇自己(为了谦虚)说的，点开视频发现是奥尼尔说的，我立马按了暂停键，真是看不下去了，尬得我火大。
At first I read the title and thought Jokic said it. Then I watched the video and right when Shaq said it I just had to pause. Can’t watch the rest. Shit is mad awkward
湖人：NBA有自己的坎爷（坎爷抢泰勒话筒事件）
[-]"Remember when Kanye interrupted Swift to say Beyonce deserved it? Wasn't that a wonderful idea?!"
[3]开拓者：约基奇仍然保持着专业，爱他。
Props to Jokic for keeping it professional. Love that man.
[-]说实话约基奇可能是唯一被这样对待也丝毫不在意的mvp了，感觉他不怎么在意个人荣誉。你能想象杜兰特拿mvp的时候奥尼尔这么干会发生什么吗？
Honestly Jokic is probably the only MVP who won't be too bothered about this. He doesn't seem to care much about accolades. Can you imagine if this happened to Durant when he won MVP though?
[-]国王：跟看醉汉发表结婚致辞似的
like watching a drunk wedding speech
[4]奥尼尔渴望得到大家的关注
Shaq just craves attention.
[-]我敢打赌约基奇下场比赛要是打得很好的话，奥尼尔会说自己讲这番话只是为了激励约基奇。
I'll bet if Jokic plays great next game Shaq would tell he said this just to motivate Jokic.
[-]火箭：还会给自己起个叫“大动力家”或者“大教师”的绰号，但我们都懂，他真正的外号是“缺乏安全感的白痴”
And will give himself a few nicknames in the process like The Big Motivator or The Big Teacher, when we all know his true nickname is The Big Insecure Dickhead.
[5]独行侠：大哥，看看时间场合再发言吧。
Bruh there’s a time and place for everything cmon man
[-]湖人：奥尼尔内心os是“这家伙再拿mvp的话，我在历史最佳大个子的榜单上就要下滑了，我现在开始就要贬低他。”
I'll bet Shaq's thinking is "I'm in serious danger of moving down the best big men of all time list if this dude keeps winning MVPs, better start disparaging him."
[-]勇士：篮球是我知道的唯一一项老球员贬低新球员的运动了，比赛都不怎么看的人，为sga辩护的时候提什么数据？
Only sport I know where the old generation tears down the new generation so much
For a dude who barely watch games, why was he mentioning stats when arguing for SGA anyway
[6]奥尼尔太缺乏安全感了
Shaq is insecure af
[-]掘金：他真得很怕约基奇超过他
He's real scared Jokic gonna pass him on the greatest lists
[-]湖人：哥们，我同意你的看法，这无关他俩谁更优秀。而是奥尼尔担心大家认为约基奇更好，没人比他更缺安全感了，他看到约基奇拿了3个MVP而他自己只有一个，已经开始担心成为这个国家茶余饭后的谈资。
I agree with you man, cause for Shaq it's not about who actually was better, it's about his worry that people might think Jokic is better. Nobody's more insecure than Shaq, and him seeing Jokic win a 3rd MVP while Shaq only won one, that's probably got him worried about the conversations that could be had in barbershops across the country.
[7]湖人：奥尼尔对待他人成功的态度就跟个角色球员似的，在世的球员估计只有5个人敢说自己比奥尼尔好，但他还是讨厌看到别人成功。
You’d think Shaq was a role player with how weird he is about other people’s success. There are only like 5 living people that can say they’re better than Shaq but he still hates to see other people succeed
[-]湖人：因为他知道约基奇继续像现在这样打下去的话，历史排名会超过他的。
He knows Jokic is on track to go down as a better all time player than him if he continues playing the way he is.
[8]雄鹿：约基奇笑得比他拿mvp的时候还开心
Jokic laughed and smiled more at that than he did when he won MVP
[-]可能在想“这人有病”
Probably thinking “what a weirdo”
[-]76人：这种人怎么会有人不尊重/不喜欢？对奥尼尔的完美回击。
How can you not respect/like the dude?
What a perfect response to Shaq’s bullshit
[9]奥尼尔年纪越大越让人讨厌了
Shaq is getting less and less likeable as he ages.
[-]他一开始就说自己是第一的大个子，约基奇是第二，然后说约基奇不配mvp。纯嫉妒了。
Starts off saying that he's still number one and Jokic is number two. Then proceeds to say that Jokic didn't deserve MVP. Somebody's jealous.
[-]奥尼尔已经开始紧张了，约基奇在中锋历史排名中离他越来越近了。
Shaq is getting nervous that Joker is creeping up to him on all time center rankings
[10]独行侠：纯黑子行为
This is crazy hater shit
[-]鹈鹕：奥尼尔只有1个MVP。
他已经因为自己没有得到第二个而感到不受尊重（这就是为什么他一直纠结纳什的MVP）。
约基奇有两个MVP已经让奥尼尔不爽了，第三个MVP让约基奇彻底成为了真正特殊的球员。
纵观历史，只有最优秀的人才能做到这一点（即使是两次也是非常罕见的）。
奥尼尔害怕他在中锋goat的讨论中被进一步推后，就是很典型的老登仇视年轻人。
Shaq only has 1 MVP.
He already feels disrespected that he never got a second one (it’s why he’s so vehement about deserving one of Nash’s). So Jokic having two was already something Shaq was salty over. But a third MVP puts Jokic in a truly special class of player. Only the best of the best have done that historically (even 2 time is super rare).
Shaq is scared he’s being pushed further back in the GOAT center conversation. Just typical old head hating.
[-]湖人：100%正确，约基奇现在需要再拿1-2个冠军，大家就会一致认为他是比奥尼尔更出色的中锋。现在奥尼尔在很多人心目中都只能排到第四第五了（前面还有贾巴尔张伯伦拉塞尔，可能还有个大梦。）
It's this 100%. All Jokic needs now is another ring or two and it'll be pretty much agreed upon that Jokic was a better center than Shaq was, and Shaq already is only the 4th or 5th best center ever in the minds of a lot of people (Kareem, Wilt, Russell and possibly Hakeem).
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就喜欢美国网友一点也不惯着沙克，致敬。
就喜欢美国网友一点也不惯着沙克，致敬。
